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if im ever tumblr famous i will resurrect my old posts and watch them get popular just because of the name attached
(via pau1y)
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IT IS THREE AM
I COULD POST WHATEVER I WANT
ME MAKING OUT WITH A GUY
A CHICKEN
MY DICK SIZE
(HUGE)
AND NOBODY CARES
BECAUSE IT’S 3AM BLOGGING
THAT’S NOT A CHICKEN
THAT’S PHIL MITCHELL
BUT NOBODY CARES
3AM BLOGGING
IT LITERAL LY G ETS ME EV ERY TIME HLEP
LET THE POST DIE
(via 180mph)
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sometimes i do weird things and then check behind me to make sure nobody saw what i just did
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omfg i forgot to tell you
madison and i ordered in last night right
and the delivery guy texted me to say he was on his way:
AND HE LITERALLY TOOK JSUT OVER 4 MINUTES
(via 180mph)
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wanna know real sexism? women can wear revealing clothes but if i walk outside with a sock around my dick i get arrested? is that fair?
(via 180mph)
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- friend: hey look at this meme comic
- me:
- me: forced laughter
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(via 0rthodontics)
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